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1) The secret to a happy marriage is a selective lack of communication.
2) Having two bathrooms doesn't hurt either.
3) There is nothing to be gained by comparing your wife to your mother. Ever.
4) The same goes for comparing her to her mother… times infinity.
5) Don't cheat on her.
6) Lie all the time, but don't lie maliciously.
7) Never forget her birthday or your anniversary.
8) Buying her something expensive doesn't automatically get you out of the doghouse, but it doesn't hurt.
9) When you fight about money, remember that divorces are far more expensive than whatever it is you are fighting about.
10) Never stop dating her. Never let her forget why you started.